My life will never be the same! People constantly ask me "are you a rapper?" or they say things like "I think you're someone famous" smh. I can't just go for coffee now, I have to stop and take selfies CONSTANTLY. The papparazzi now follows me, and the women....dear God...the women. They beg me to try the sunglasses on, they HAVE to know where I bought them. They smudge my face with their lipstick when they kiss me during selfies. My text messages never cease now. "Hey what are you and the Tuttolentes up to?" "Can your sunnies come out and play?" I feel like an object of desire. People stare, children point. My quiet, single, unattractive life is RUINED!